Julia Gregson (via lacynical)
2,541 notes · posted 5 hours ago
"She had a strange feeling in the pit of her stomach, like when you’re swimming and you want to put your feet down on something solid, but the water’s deeper than you think and there’s nothing there." —
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
120,228 notes · posted 5 hours ago
- me, sees a kid in a captain america costume which is pretty much just the helmet and a t-shirt with the logo: hey that's adorable, you're the best captain america i've seen all day
- kid turns around, clutching a captain america poster: no
- kid: i'm not captain america
- kid: i'm agent phil coulson
33,346 notes · posted 15 hours ago
DOES THIS SOUND AGGRESSIVE IN YOUR HEAD
oh look now it’s normal
sarcastic
LOUD
incredibly sarcastic
15,686 notes · posted 15 hours ago
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
NO
well
263,875 notes · posted 15 hours ago
